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What do you buy a guy who already has everything? To be honest, I’m not exactly sure because I don’t personally know Jeff Bezos, or any guy that actually has the ability to acquire anything he wants. I guess the better question is, “What are the best gifts that guys probably wouldn’t get themselves?” You know, those super thoughtful gifts that they probably 1) have never heard of, or 2) didn’t think they needed it (hint, hint: Crest White Stripes). I put together this very special list and can recommend every single one of these exceptional products because I either have it and love it, or have gifted it to someone who is now equally obsessed with it. Whether it’s Valentine’s Day, Hanukkah, or your baby’s birthday, the following items are things he is sure to love!

armani code

1. Armani Code

Whether it’s a night out with the girls or a sexy date night with my man, I make sure to wear my Armani Code cologne, spraying it in the air and running through it like the fairy princess that I am. The scent is masculine (something that I am not), mysterious (I’m an open book ya’ll), and definitely sexy (this I can agree with). The bottle is nice, big, and black… and who doesn’t like that?

Buy it now on Amazon: Armani Code

crest 3d white stripes

2. Crest 3D White Professional Effects Whitestrips Teeth Whitening Strips Kit

Teeth whitestrips as a gift??? I know what you’re thinking, “Do you want me to get laid tonight?” But TRUST, babe, this is something that he will definitely enjoy and will probably never buy it for himself. Besides, there are a total of 20 treatments available, and since you will already be seeing amazing results after the first seven or so treatments, BOTH of you can get in on this!

Buy it now on Amazon: Crest 3D Teeth Whitening Strips

baxter clay pomade

3. Baxter of California Clay Pomade

My bathroom cabinet is home to at least five different hair products, and I had a former routine when it came to styling my hair: apply Rogaine on wet hair, blow dry, apply Bed Head Workable Wax, and then hose down my hair with Toni & Guy’s Casual Volumizing Spray and a blow dryer. As you can imagine, my hair was lathered with products, and it would get pretty disgusting by the end of the day.

Enter: Baxter of California Clay Pomade! I’m on my second bottle of this bad boy and cannot recommend it enough. A little dab is all I need to style my hair. I can now totally eliminate the final step in my routine. The best part is that it doesn’t get crusty or flaky throughout the day. This is the perfect gift because you can now breathe fresh air in the bathroom and reclaim the time he spends on doing his hair!

Buy it now on Amazon: Baxter of California Clay Pomade

braun series 3 razor

4. Braun Series 3 ProSkin 3040s

I’m of Asian descent and have very minimal facial (and body) hair. However, I still have to shave every other day, otherwise the 53 strands of hair on my face will make me look like a prepubescent greaseball. NOT. A. CUTE. LEWK! I’ve recently switched over to Braun because I found out [SHOCKING NEWS] that this is the best type of electric razor for acne-prone and/or sensitive skin. My shave is definitely smoother, and my skin feels way less irritated with this little blue guy. I’m happy to report that after a month of using this razor, I have had no major breakouts on my face. Give him the best shave with the Braun Series 3 ProSkin and kiss goodbye to unsightly razor bumps!

Buy it now on Amazon: Braun Series 3 ProSkin 3040s

Philips Sonicare

5. Philips Sonicare HealthyWhite+

Everybody wants to kiss a fresh mouth, and the Philips Sonicare HealthyWhite+ will make an excellent gift for your man! I feel like I’ve tried them all: regular toothbrush, the hipster QUIP toothbrush, and the Oral-B Pro 1000, but I can say that my favorite has been the Philips Sonicare HealthyWhite+. It has three different speed settings, two brushing modes (cleaning and whitening), LONG battery life, and a super cute design. It also feels really nice on your gums and comes with a super cute travel case.

Buy it now on Amazon: Philips Sonicare HealthyWhite+

best face moisturizer

6. Baebody Retinol Moisturizer Cream for Face and Eye Area

I have really dry and sensitive skin, especially during the winter season. Luckily, it’s never too cold or dry in San Francisco, but I still need to give my skin all the extra care and attention. That’s why I’m a huge fan of Baebody’s Retinol Moisturizer because it’s loaded with all the essentials: retinol for anti-aging, hyaluronic acid for extra moisturizer, and ALL of the vitamins! This moisturizer will definitely keep him looking young, fresh, and hydrated. He will thank you later for it.

Buy it now on Amazon: Baebody Retinol Facial Moisturizer

bosch drill set

7. Bosch MS4041 41-Piece Drill and Drive Bit Set

I love Home Depot and hardware stores, so you can imagine my excitement when this drill and drive bit arrived in the mail. It has pretty much everything a girl would ever need for any DIY project. I can’t recall all the times when I’m one tool equipment short of completing a project, but if I could, it certainly would take more than two hands. Gift this set to your man and let him BELIEVE that he’s the Butch Kween that it thinks he is!

Buy it now on Amazon: Bosch 41-Piece Drill Bit Set

I'M from honey mask

8. I’M From Honey Mask

Every guy cares about his appearance and if he tells you that he doesn’t, then it probably just means that he’s either 1) lying, or 2) needs a little guidance! I use this mask two to three times a week, and I seriously love it. It’s a Korean beauty product that contains 38.7% real honey, shea butter, vitamin E, snail secretion, aloe, and many more! Honey is an excellent moisturizer and antioxidant for your skin. I did this mask with my mom recently, and she was obsessed! Asian mom approved.

Buy it now on Amazon: I’M From Honey Mask

crystal bookends

9. JIC Gem: Polished Dyed Blue Agate Bookends

I don’t trust anyone that doesn’t have books in their home. You know what I always say – if he doesn’t have books, don’t sleep with him! Even if you don’t read, simply make it look like you do and pick up some classic-looking ones from Goodwill! If your babe is a bookworm or just wants to look smart, then you should get him one of these JIC Gem Bookends. I purchased the blue set for my boyfriend’s mom, and she was so happy that she sent me an Amazon electronic Thank You card! I didn’t even know that was a thing!!!

Buy it now on Amazon: Blue Agate Fabulous Bookends

accupressure mat

10. Nayoya Back and Neck Pain Relief Acupressure Mat & Pillow Set

My body is CONSTANTLY sore, especially my neck and back. I have gone to see both a chiropractor and an acupuncturist to fix me up. Since I can’t see them every day, this acupressure mat is my daily solution. It’s super simple and easy to use, you literally just have to lay on top of it for it to work its magic. The points feel amazing and help stimulate blood flow throughout your body, similar to acupuncture but minus any skin penetration. This is a gift that any guy will love. You just have to school him on some OG far-eastern holistic medicine.

Buy it now on Amazon: Back & Neck Pain Acupressure Mat

codenames board game

11. Codenames

Do you ever host an occasional Friday rendezvous where you try your hardest to be domesticated and invite a few friends over for an extra-sensible evening? You know, where you do really sensible things like drink lots of wine and play awesome card games while secretly trying to trump each others’ vacation plans? Since your man already has a set of Cards Against Humanity, try gifting him Codenames. You play the role of a spy and make guesses on the different clues your team presents you. It makes for an excellent party game: fun, fast-paced, and smart.

Buy it now on Amazon: Codenames

airplane pillow

12. Trtl Pillow

Does your boo boo travel a lot? Is he not able to sleep on the plane because your shoulders are not always there for him to rest on? It probably has nothing to do with the fact that those damn airplane seats have decreased in space 2-3 inchesover the past few years… Traveling can be a real pain in the ass, especially if you want to sleep. I’ve tried all sorts of travel solutions, even the one where you lean forward and faceplant into a blow-up pillow. However, I find the Trtl Pillow to be the most effective travel companion. It feels more natural, and once it’s wrapped around your neck, all you have to do is tilt your head and go night night. The only downside is that you kinda look like you have a neck brace.

Buy it now on Amazon: Trtl Travel Pillow

anker portable battery pack

13. Anker PowerCore 10000

There’s nothing worse than having your phone die on you. It’s 2018, thus I should NEVER have to worry about running out of battery unless I’m an iPhone user (thanks for that, Apple). The Anker PowerCore 10000 has everything that you would want in an external battery: 1) super lightweight, 2) compact, and 3) packs a HUGE charge! Don’t let him be a victim of green texts when his friends and family text him!

Buy it now on Amazon: Anker PowerCore Charging Block

14. UGG Men’s Butte Snow Boot

Besides a dead phone, the next worst thing is wet socks. Cold, swampy, wet socks. Literally moist. MOIST! You can easily prevent him from feeling like this with the UGG Men’s Butte Snow Boots! The lining keeps my feet warm in the awful -10 Minnesota winter weather and dry when I’m stepping in puddles in San Francisco. I’ve had mine for over four years now, and there are still in amazing shape. A little bit on the pricey side but definitely worth the investment, and I’m sure your man is worth it, too!

Buy it now on Amazon: UGG Men’s Butte Snow Boot

fire and fury

15. Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House

If you’re looking to gift that special man in your life a book, I recommend picking up Michael Wolff’s Fire and Fury. It’s a super quick and easy read that is filled with super hilarious dirt. I too am obsessed with McDonald’s and am super jelly that he gets to go to bed so early! Love him, hate him, loathe him – this book is definitely an entertaining piece of work!

Buy it now on Amazon: Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House

trump toilet paper

16. Donald Trump Toilet Paper

Assuming you listen to my recommendation and purchase Fire and Fury, I say you make it a super cute package and bundle it with these beautiful Donald Trump Toilet Paper rolls! Plus, they’re a super thoughtful gift because – let’s be real, your man will probably be reading the book on the toilet. Might as well wipe his ass with Donald Trump’s pretty face!

Buy it now on Amazon: Donald Trump Toilet Paper

fitbit blaze

17. Fitbit Blaze

If you are in the market for an excellent fitness tracker and don’t know which one to get, I recommend checking out the Fitbit Blaze. It’s probably the best alternative to the Apple Watch at half the price. It has all the features that any fitness lover would want: GPS, heart rate monitor, tracks all kinds of different activities, has an amazing battery life, and can even call, text, and send calendar notifications! Most importantly, the Fitbit Blaze is a pretty sexy looking device and comes with many different band and frame options.

Buy it now on Amazon: Fitbit Blaze

hydro water bottle

18. Hydro Flask

Swell bottles are cute, but Hydro Flasks are the way to go if you’re looking to gift him a water bottle! They are super durable with a minimalist design that I am obsessed with. They are insulated to keep liquids hot for up to 6 hours, and cold for 24 hours, not to mention that they are leak proof as well.

Buy it now on Amazon: Hydro Flask

echo plus

19. Echo Plus with built-in Hub

Did you know that you can order an Uber using Alexa? I didn’t either until recently, and it’s honestly an amazing feature, among many other incredible abilities the Echo Plus offers. You don’t have to be tech-savvy to enjoy the convenience of requesting a song without even having to lift a finger. Alexa is constantly getting smarter and learning all sorts of new skills. And on top of all that, she makes a pretty damn good music speaker. I’ve tried the Google Home Mini and the Amazon Echo Dot, but this is by far the best option.

Buy it now on Amazon: Echo Plus with Built-In Hub

nebia spa shower

20. Nebia Spa Shower

I remember the first time I saw the trailer for the Nebia Spa Shower and seriously FOMO’d. Having the Nebia in my life has completely changed my shower experience. I don’t know what kind of witchcraft goes behind the scene, but the Nebia breaks down the water into tiny particles that attack and invigorate every inch of your sexii body. It feels as though the shower Gawds are punishing you with luxurious and engulfing steam water for being the dirty PIG that you are. The Magic Wand is also a great touch, making sure that you’re clean from head to toe.

Yes, it’s a fairly pricey gift, but it’s a gift that both you and your honey can enjoy. Not to mention that you’ll be saving money in the long run because the Nebia Spa Shower actually uses 70% less water than a regular shower. So if you really think about it, the Nebia pays for itself!

Buy it now on Amazon: Nebia Spa Shower

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